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LATEST VIDEOS

A FOOL'S IDEA EP #04 - "WHAT IS PLAY?"
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A FOOL'S IDEA EP #04 - "WHAT IS PLAY?"
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8:03
Description
A FOOL'S IDEA - An exploration of clown Episode #0...
FAIL VIDEO: Angry Wizard Gets Interrupted By A Shitty News Broadcaster!!
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FAIL VIDEO: Angry Wizard Gets Interrupted By A Shitty News Broadcaster!!
Runtime
3:43
Description
Episode 06 The wizard has been preempted, stay tun...
The Wizard's Halloween Horror Film Festival! - Part 1 of 7 (((STARTING POINT)))
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The Wizard's Halloween Horror Film Festival! - Part 1 of 7 (((STARTING POINT)))
Runtime
0:38
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Episode 05 Part 1 of 7 This is the first part of a...

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A Letter for Jacqueline, “My Valley Forge Adventure”.

by Blight Productions on December 6, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Posted In: PHOTOGRAPHY

To my dearest Jacqueline,

In October of 2011, I hunkered down with the troops at George Washington’s Valley Forge winter encampment. The bunkers were small and crowded but formidable and warm enough to keep us safe from frostbite.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

Rather then the appropriate uniform and rations generally required to survive the harsh climate, all I had with me was my Canon 60D (A photographic contraption from the future/past, gifted to me by some strange doctor). However, one of the soldiers was kind enough to let me shoot him while he shot his musket.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

It was quite loud and impressive, but if I am not mistaken, he had a bit too much to drink that day and accidentally planted his little musket ball directly into good ol’ G.W.’s left butt cheek.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

As evening turned to night and the medic patched George’s wound, we looked out past the horizon only to discover an infantry of enemy combatants descending upon our location.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

Washington quickly called us to arms, and the “Battle that Never Happened” quickly commenced. I accompanied some of the other men down to our first defensive position. Our orders were to “Set up a canon by the big tree”.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

We fired artillery until the last bits of enemy were laid to waste and our ammunition was depleted. Shell after shell was launched and the fields were covered with the mangled remains of a once powerful British invading force.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

As the harsh winter climate continued to beat our spirits into the earth, a snow crusted blanket draped itself across that nightmarish field of gore. I am thankful that the General did not command us to collect the dead Brit husks, as I am sure the black death would have seeped into my hands and feet and I would no longer be able to capture these images for you.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

A few days later (I think)…

My perception of time has been obliterated, I have lost my ability to comprehend how long we have been here. This never-ending whiteout is choking the last bit of breath from every soldier in the company. The blackness has finally invaded my feet and three little piggies fell off, I fear the worst has yet to come.

Photo by Brian A. Bernhard, 2011

The end is near. I can no longer remember who I once was. My only wish is that these images bring you some instance of joy.

Love,
Brian A. Bernhard

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FAIL VIDEO: Angry Wizard Gets Interrupted By A Shitty News Broadcaster!!

by Blight Productions on November 17, 2011 at 12:55 am
Posted In: Blight Productions Updates, Phineas J. Kumberbuns

Episode 06

The wizard has been preempted, stay tuned for an urgent broadcast from the Blight Productions News Network!!!

The great & powerful wizard Phineas J. Kumberbuns knows EVERYTHING! He has decided to use his amazing gifts to help rid the world of the infectious disease know as “The Stupid”. Every Wednesday he will post a new video with instructions on how to a little less stupid. Whether you need to know the answers to your upcoming math test or how to break up with that pesky significant other, with the aid of his magical crystal ball, Phineas J. Kumberbuns knows EVERYTHING!

People say, “He is 100 times better then a dime store magic 8 ball!”

All you must do to receive aid from this amazing wizard is to leave a question about something in the comments section of this video.

To experience more of the great wizard Kumberbuns, please visit: http://wp.me/PJ4b7-o9

Be sure to subscribe to the Blight Productions YouTube channel so that you may begin your journey to become a little less stupid.

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I want to be a Nerdist when I grow up (Another ABC shoot) featuring Chris Hardwick!

by Blight Productions on November 17, 2011 at 12:31 am
Posted In: Blight Productions Updates

Last week, the “Nerdist” Chris Hardwick rolled into town and my friend Barry Mitchell tossed on his producer hat once again. This time knowing that Chris grew up in a bowling alley, he decided to challenge him to a game at Bowlmor Lanes in Times Square. I must tell you folks, this was another great experience, for such a busy guy, producing an amazing podcast, a live comedy venue at Nerdmelt in LA, hosting multiple television shows including the “Talking Dead” on AMC, and launching a huge video network on YouTube, Chris was incredibly personable, amazingly friendly and just an all around really great dude. The following video clips are the results of the Mitchell/Hardwick bowling match, enjoy:

Barry Mitchell Interviews “The Nerdist” Chris Hardwick for ABC World News Now!!

Nerdist Part 2 “The Outtakes”

Look folks, I got my nerd on with the Nerdist!
Brian & Chris Hardwick

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Weird Al Yankovic gets shot by Blight Productions for ABC!

by Blight Productions on November 16, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Posted In: Blight Productions Updates

For many years now I have been friends with Barry the “Polka Guy” Mitchell from ABC’s overnight show, “World News Now“. This mysterious accordion playing maniac is responsible for such great comedic hits like, “The World News Polka“, “The One That Doesn’t Suck“, “I Killed A Moose” and “Intelligent Design“. Barry has produced polka duets with tons of celebrities over the last few decades including performers such as Star Trek’s William Shatner, the Dixie Chicks, James Brown, and Dan Aykroyd, the list just goes on and on. However, the one celebrity that was missing from his massive list of duets was the one that made the most sense in my brain (my childhood hero), the other maestro of polkadelic comedy, Weird Al Yankovic!

A few weeks ago, Al was traveling through New York on his “Alpocalypse” tour. Barry put on his producer cap, got in touch with Al’s manager and arranged to make this magical duet happen. Knowing that I was a HUGE fan of AL’s he asked me to be the videographer! Below is the resulting videos that we made.

The “Weird Al” ABC Promos

The “Weird Al” ABC Interview

The “Weird Al” ABC Polka!

Brian, Al and Anne (Proof that this really happened)!
Brian, Weird Al, & Anne

All I can say is that sharing the stage for 45 minutes with Weird Al Yankovic was one of the most amazing moments of my life, and I have my great friend Barry Mitchell to that for it. The first cassette tape I ever purchased was Weird Al’s “Polka Party” and I have collected everything he has made from that point on. His work has always just resonated with me. When I was in elementary school, I lip synced to his songs at the talent show and I played his music on my boom box in the back of the school bus. The best part of this entire experience was that upon meeting Al in person, I instantly understood how he became as popular and beloved around the world as he has. He really and truly is one of the nicest guys I have ever met.

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The Wizard’s Halloween Horror Film Festival!

by Blight Productions on October 27, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Posted In: Phineas J. Kumberbuns

Episode 05

This is the first part of a playlist style show. Please click here to start the show!
http://tinyurl.com/6dkh4md
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THE PLAYLIST:
01: http://tinyurl.com/5uxyl6x
02: http://tinyurl.com/63dowmr
— Commercial Break: http://tinyurl.com/6bmdqnq
03: http://tinyurl.com/6zfb6x7
— @Blargaldalien: http://tinyurl.com/5vfabsr
04: http://tinyurl.com/6dlsmcp
— Happy Meal: http://tinyurl.com/6dvfwn7
05: http://tinyurl.com/6bjtkxa
— Five Minutes Earlier: http://tinyurl.com/5vs68qn
06: http://tinyurl.com/3by6mrp
— How Ghostbusters Should Have Ended: http://tinyurl.com/3gr2hge
07: http://tinyurl.com/3f6emr8
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Thanks to:

Blargaldalien
Angeluscaligo
& ChvadSB

for your stupid questions.

The great & powerful wizard Phineas J. Kumberbuns knows EVERYTHING! He has decided to use his amazing gifts to help rid the world of the infectious disease know as “The Stupid”. Every Wednesday he will post a new video with instructions on how to a little less stupid. Whether you need to know the answers to your upcoming math test or how to break up with that pesky significant other, with the aid of his magical crystal ball, Phineas J. Kumberbuns knows EVERYTHING!

People say, “He is 100 times better then a dime store magic 8 ball!”

All you must do to receive aid from this amazing wizard is to leave a question about something in the comments section of this video.

To experience more of the great wizard Kumberbuns, please visit: http://wp.me/PJ4b7-o9

Be sure to subscribe to the Blight Productions YouTube channel so that you may begin your journey to become a little less stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
http://www.blightproductions
http://www.twitter.com/blighttheclown1

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